Somebody: Excel is a very clever app. Excel:
excel is right this is exactly how 2020 feels
disrespectful
FUCKING please let me point my laser pen into ur eyss Nothing will happen i promise please We're friends friends are supposed to trust eachother
“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”